Robbie Wong, aka “The Wall”, returns for his 14th season. Our ever-reliable keeper is a permanent fixture behind the stumps, collecting catches and stumpings while keeping a suspiciously close eye on whether any other keeper at the club has actually taken a dismissal. Why? Because Robbie has his sights firmly set on the end-of-season Best Keeper award, and will be conducting a full forensic investigation to make sure nobody can challenge his claim. With the bat, his legendary 3 off 86 balls says it all. Then it’s off to the Bowlo, still not having properly learnt how to rub sunscreen in properly.